Piano Jokes

Forgive the cornyness. I’m no George Carlin.

Why was the pianist banging his head against the keys?
-He was trying to play by ear.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
-A flat major

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can’t tuna fish

Why was the pianist mom mad at him?
-He was causing treble

What did the pianist’s wife say when she went to get groceries?
-“I’m going Chopin. I’ll be back in a minuet.

What did the pianist say to the tightrope walker?
-You better C sharp or you’ll B flat.

Here are some links to other goofy piano related stuff on our site:

Piano Van

Keyboard cat